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Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
it’s not her fault she walked into a drum kit.
ugh can we please go back to the summer where every blog was a harry potter blog and we were all pumped for pottermore staying up late every night to answer the riddles
and liveblogging the premiere’s and counting down the days until the movie came out
and posting harry potter graphics non-stop and having ship wars and posting hp character meta and just being really awesome potterheads
can we go back to that
please
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this so much
people glorify the past too much.
Bless this post.
thank youuu
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tourist:
could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
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new yorker:
no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
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tourist:
oh you think your clever???
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new yorker:
what
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tourist:
i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
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new yorker:
oh... oh god i'm so sor
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tourist:
no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
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the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
